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1. fucktard
A contraction of "fucking retard".
fucking + retard = fucktard
by cm476 Nov 7, 2002 share this
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2. fucktard
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...
by Anonymous Jan 16, 2004 share this
3. fucktard
An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.
Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.
by anonymous Mar 18, 2003 share this
4. fucktard
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
Most catholic girls are fucktards.
by Alfie The Horndog Jul 1, 2005 share this
5. Fucktard
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
by Andi Mar 2, 2005 share this
6. Fucktard
George "Dubya" Bush
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

Man George Bush is a fucktard!
by bush_is_a_fucktard Dec 27, 2003 share this
7. fucktard
A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com
Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.
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