A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans

Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.

quaranhoe by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020

Quarantorny

Quarantine-horny: the abnormally powerful feeling of loneliness during the coronavirus pandemic. The desperation for intimacy after having not seen your friends in the flesh for several months.

“The group chat had another hour-long cry about how much they wanted to hold hands with someone.”
“That’s the 5th night in a row. I swear, everyone I know is getting Quarantorny.”

Quarantorny by 🏤 August 27, 2020

Quarantomb

A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.

I have been locked in my quarantomb so long during this pandemic that I’m not sure I’ll ever leave.

Quarantomb by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

quarandating

When people pursue romantic relationships while recognizing social distancing and other recommended CDC guidelines during a pandemic.

Grace and Sergio practiced quarandating during the pandemic to help protect older relatives within their respective families.

quarandating by Johnny Donut March 20, 2020

quaranboner

Arousal experienced during the quarantine without being able to get laid thanks to COVID-19 and social distancing rules in place.

Will: Hey Brett, how are you holding up?

Brett: I need to get laid soon, this Quaranboner is killing me. I’m gonna call Melissa and see if she’s still social distancing.

quaranboner by MeliDi84 April 27, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026