Top Definition
People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.
I hate most of my dad's relatives. they're so mean to me.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed
my relative smell like shit
by fat in the bacc June 27, 2003
People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.
"Are those your relatives?"
by trip June 25, 2003
n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.
The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!
by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003
Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.
Why are your relatives crapping themselves?
by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003
A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.
Whats goin' on relative?
by Obbie April 22, 2005
1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate
My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?
by BANANAconspiracy June 20, 2003
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