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Quarantorny 

Quarantine-horny: the abnormally powerful feeling of loneliness during the coronavirus pandemic. The desperation for intimacy after having not seen your friends in the flesh for several months.
“The group chat had another hour-long cry about how much they wanted to hold hands with someone.”
“That’s the 5th night in a row. I swear, everyone I know is getting Quarantorny.”
Quarantorny by 🏤 August 27, 2020
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Quaranturnt 

When you're out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and snacks so you break out the Coronas and get Quaranturnt.
Since the stock market is down, let's get Quaranturnt up!
Quaranturnt by DrDingDong March 29, 2020

Quarantrying

When you try something new during or due to quarantine out of boredom, general curiosity or both. Mostly things that you don't want the public to know/see.
I was quarantrying to grow a moustache but I ended up looking like Borat, Never doing that again.
Quarantrying by Very Green April 17, 2020

Quarantoned 

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.
Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.
Quarantoned by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020
The amount of weight a person gains while stuck home waiting for the coronavirus epidemic to go away.
Forget about a beach bod this summer. I gained a quaranton being stuck in my house for the last month.
Quaranton by Tenth Power March 31, 2020

Quarantoned 

The act of falling out of shape while in quarantine.
My body has been quarantoned to the point I feel like Fat Thor.
Quarantoned by JQuarantoney April 3, 2020

quaranorny 

when ur quarantined and horny. u cant get that dick for awhile cus u stuck at home
person 1: i want dick but im stuck at home. person 2: u must be quaranorny
quaranorny by vibez.ferb April 10, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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