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Meestering 

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
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leighton meester 

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark
did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!
leighton meester by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

MeesterChum

wide open weed smoker with regard for the people!
MeesterChum makes you feel like everybody's friend.
MeesterChum by EvilDoctorClownius February 13, 2010

Meester Smeece 

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.
Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.
Meester Smeece by Willis December 9, 2003

Maestersin 

Best Type of guy a woman could ask for. possible Big dick game. The type of a guy a girl would consider the love of her life. The reason her heart pounds. This guy could flash you a smile and either you melting like a popsicle of a hot day or your panties wet as heck.
The way he makes me feel, he deserves the adjective of MaesterSin.
Maestersin by ShadowTonks December 4, 2019
A meester is that special guy in your life that you're crazy in love with. A meester is the guy you're seeing when you know that you want to be with him forever. It is a branch off of mister.
Maxwell loves Eric, and wants to be with him forever. Therefore, Eric is Maxwell's meester.
meester by miniwheatsguy June 15, 2010

meestersnoid 

a form of address: corruption of the term mistersnoid. The way hispanic immigrant workers say mistersnoid.
You buy beers today,Meestersnoid??
Pleeeeeeeeezzzeee Meeeeeeeeeestersnoid!
meestersnoid by TheOldPooperoo January 11, 2012
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