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Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!
by NatVé November 13, 2006
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A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.
"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)
When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.
by infinate March 14, 2010
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there are misters in line at six flags
by ~Jason~ May 24, 2004
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Somebody that you have tried to get out of your life, usually a male, but you can't because you know they need you almost as much as you need them.
Person: So what's going on with mister?

Me: Trying to delete him out of my life. Not working.
by unluckyness November 17, 2010
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To long for another;to feel empty without
I told my girlfriend when I was in jail that I mister!
by Little K and Big Willey April 29, 2008
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A Man sister. A Metrosexual best friend, or someone whom you and your boys always hang out with and insist on inviting everywhere even though they act like a bitch half the time.
Dave - "Is Greg gay? Cause he is cool but kinda feminine."
Steven - "No he is our Mister"
Dave - "Your what..?"
Steven - "He is our man sister."
by yinnyolivo June 16, 2011
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