Willis's definitions

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

rat-bastard

An extreme bastard; a real asshole. Frequently used by middle-aged trailer trash women to describe the ex-boyfriend who beat her.

I told that RAT-BASTARD if he ever hit me again I would call the law.

by Willis August 7, 2003

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

Scrutny

Term used to define An annoying little bastard! Scrutnys are quick on the scene to gather round and inspect anything new or 'Nickable' On poor council estates in the UK. The clothing of choice of course ill-fitting sportswear, bleached hair optional.

''Piss off you annoying little scrutny!''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Wapnin

Blad Greeting slang- shortening the phrase ''Whats happening'' Into a smaller, 'more understandable' word.

Weaver glanced up, recognising the towering vison that is Willis approaching, he raised his arm and shouted ''Wapnin Will!'' in appreciation.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 9, 2003