Willis's definitions

kempkestered

Something that is royally messed up.

Derative of KEMPED

That ignorant fool shouldn't have tried to paint his car himself. Now it really looks KEMPKESTERED.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

my nigger

A term used to mean a pal or close friend. Originally the term announced the ownership of a person of color.

Today -- "How are you my nigger?"
Then -- "How are my niggers?"

by Willis April 11, 2005

muc'n'her

Topless Mudwrestling - Females only.

I went to a party the other day and a bunch of chicks were having a go at some muc'n'her.

by Willis November 4, 2004

Pissadear

Term meaning the Dissapearance of one named individual or object, as said by williS.

Willis scanned the horizon in disbilief, a look of severe confusion etched onto his face...
''Where the fcuk did mop pissadear to?!''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Tramshed

A woman like man, over sensitive! Thinks he is gods gift to men

Look at that tramshed gobble that dick

by Willis February 6, 2004

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003