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maguffies 

She's got some nice maguffies!

I'd like to get a hold of those maguffies!
maguffies by Duncan September 16, 2005

Maguffin 

An all encompassing part of speech meaning anything you’d like. Purported to be immature and despised by clerics and betrothed alike.

See also, maguffy, maguff, maguffed, maguffel, and maguffly
Here’s another elk maguffin right here.

I feel a little maguffy.
Maguffin by Maguffin123 September 29, 2020

mcguffies 

Yet another slang term for womens breasts.
She's got some nice mcguffies
mcguffies by Duncan September 16, 2005
Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.
Forget muffins! Muffies FTW!!!
Muffies by greenlotus94 July 6, 2011

McGuffie 

Any time you see someone hurdle someone or something whether it be in real life or in video games.
Jeff pressed Y and McGuffied my ass last night in Madden.
McGuffie by CMU's Cartman October 8, 2009

ear muffies 

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.
fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
ear muffies by robyn cason January 21, 2008