39 definitions by Duncan

completely relaxed, spaced out.
I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.
by Duncan October 11, 2003
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1.(N) A seabird

2.(V) To engage in sexual intercourse

3.(Adj) Not very good
We took our binoculars and went out looking for a shag on the cliffs. While we were there we decided to have a shag on the cliffs. Unfortunately the weather was shag on the cliffs.
by Duncan July 18, 2004
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A lot of available women in one place- the collective noun for slags.
plenty of boss-quality sladge on lark lane tonight
check out the sladge in there
by Duncan April 7, 2004
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Liverpool Football Club and their supporters who, as is well documented, like to fuck their mothers.
give me a stanley knife mate- in fact, make it two, we're playing the Red Shite on saturday
by Duncan April 4, 2004
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A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings
That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong
by Duncan September 26, 2003
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I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.

People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.

Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.
Tolkien was an author
by Duncan January 14, 2004
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Indeed, the term refers to performing cunilingus on a menstruating female, often followed by orally swapping semen and blood/other secretions. NOTHING to do with homosexuals.
by Duncan March 13, 2003
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