Loggery

The crime of stealing firewood

Dude, this bonfire is really dying...LETS GO COMMIT LOGGERY ON SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS!

by Timberwolf Lumberjack April 18, 2010

loggers run middle school

a school filled with a bunch thots who shove their pants up their ass and say the n word over and over even though they are extremely white. cant forget the vsco girls who get starbucks every morning.

omg i heard that at loggers run middle school brenda got a pink drink for the 5th day in a row, she also had a camel toe!

by BombAssBitch1010101 August 6, 2019

ass logger

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.

(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.

by upthedownside August 7, 2012

Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

two logger

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce

Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!

by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

anal logger

A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.

Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.

by JT8087 March 7, 2010