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1.
An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.
After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.
by CaffeineNicotine July 01, 2003
 
2.
A person works in the forest harvesting timber.
That logger is harvesting trees off that job site.
by Jeff Asel October 02, 2008
 
3.
One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.
"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"
by Kenneth Jay Crowe February 04, 2014
 
4.
A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.
Girl - "I'd love to come over, but my mom says I have to go home right after the movie :/ again"

Guy - "THAT'S IT!! That logger has sawed my log one time too many!"
by Buttah P March 24, 2011
 
5.
The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.
Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.

Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
by DonnyD 5689 August 13, 2009
 
6.
Someone who gets a boner frequently
He's such a logger for every girl!
by Tony 2x4 June 01, 2006
 
7.
Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.
You are a logger, because you log on!
by The Logger March 08, 2008