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1. Deuce
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(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat
(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

by ricky roma Sep 24, 2003 share this
2. deuce
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later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce
I'm out, deuce.
by basebasebase Jan 17, 2004 share this
3. Deuce
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Deuce = Number 2
Do the math people.
I'm gonna drop a deuce in your mouth.
by Shamen Sep 2, 2003 share this
4. deuce
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1.slang for the number 2
2.feces
3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"
4.a 2 in poker lingo
"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."
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by Squishmanchu Feb 25, 2006 share this
5. Deuce
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1) (n) A "deuce deuce" is a .22 caliber handgun.
2) (n) 20 ounce of liquor.
"About to get loose with the deuce
deuce" -- Ice Cube (Gangsta fairytale II 1993).
by halla Nov 14, 2003 share this
6. deuce
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The second hit off of a new bowl or joint of marijuana.
-My weed bro, i got greens
-AAIIIGHT man then i got DEUCE
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by rankor Apr 1, 2006 share this
7. deuce
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Taking a #2, taking a shit
I ate a couple Crystal burgers and now I gotta drop a deuce!
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by grtlf Jan 29, 2009 share this
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