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HackMaster92000

A bri’ish discordian that loves to imagine himself fucking discord kittens and characters of kid shows.
Have you heard HackMaster92000 is outside we have to keep our doors locked.
HackMaster92000 by LillyHaleli June 29, 2022

hausemaster

one of the two founders of 2b2t the most autistic place online
oh hausemaster do you want to build a base to gather hause hause hause
hausemaster by 4b4t March 6, 2017

Hausemaster

Hausemaster, The owner of an Anarchy Minecraft server called America.net
His alt accounts are "Donald Trump 696969" and "GeorgeBush420"
Hausemaster is GAY
Hausemaster by LePost James June 4, 2020

hosemastered 

When you predict a movie in every aspect from any point in a movie.
We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.
hosemastered by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009

hashtastrophe 

an event caused by a poorly rolled hash joint exploding at an inopportune time which results in burning hash embers falling on the felt of your poker table causing great damage, followed by laughter.
Poker player one passed the poorly rolled hash joint to poker player two and the motion caused a hashtastrophe!
Wow, this table looks like it as survived a few hashtastrophe's.
Roll that better, so we avoid a hashtastrophe.
hashtastrophe by RiverUagain November 19, 2013

hausemasterbate 

When you use the popbob sex dupe on an anarchy minecraft admin
Imma hausemasterbate Phantom before constantiam goes down
hausemasterbate by InvaderInvader February 19, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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