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1. poker
some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not
let us play poker
by Speedy bob Jan 16, 2004 share this
2. poker
Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.
"You should invite her to dinner and poker"
by Flo Jan 27, 2004 share this
3. Poker
the act of poking someone.
"Poker? i hardly know her!"
4. Poker
Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.
Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.
5. Poker
A game that uses standard playing cards. Gambling usually occurs in the game. There are many versions of poker, the most popular being Texas Hold 'Em. Poker can often be seen on sports channels like ESPN or Fox Sports even though it is not a sport. Poker is not a sport because it requires no physical activity or physical skill. Poker is mostly luck. Some skill is required because you need to know how to play first of all. However, that does not make it a sport.
TV: Tonight on ESPN, the 2009 World Series of Poker!

(click)

TV: Coming up next on Comcast Sportsnet, more poker!

Me: ugh...
6. Poker
Poker is a very popular card game.
In France it is also called "Any Two Allin".
Poker Hand History Result:

randomfrench shows 7c3s and wins with full house sevens full of threes.
Hero shows AA and lost with a Pair of Aces
7. poker
The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.
Poker is like sex: the looser you are, the easier it is to get fucked.
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