Faildad 

A white male baby boomer whose wife got tired of his shit and left him. His kids shun him like the plague. Says psychiatry is "just a crutch for weak people" while being an alcoholic with crippling emotional insecurities he refuses to get help for. Blames everyone but himself for his problems.

"When will I get to meet your father?" "You don't want to meet him. He just sits at home drinking and feeling sorry for himself while watching Fox News all day. He's a total faildad."

Faildad by Analvortex9000 March 9, 2020

failadin 

Someone playing a paladin class on an MMORPG, who is utterly and completely terrible at using the class effectively.

Oh, great. That failadin I was telling you about earlier just joined the group.

failadin by Mezzidriel January 16, 2008

failnade 

A grenade, often in FPS games, that does not go where intended that may:

1) Bounce back and harm and/or kill you.

2) Miss the target completely.

I heaved a disgruntled sigh as I was obliterated by my failnade.

failnade by HTMLHTML January 17, 2009

failadelphia 

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!

The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.

failadelphia by Dewey June 15, 2004

failadelphia 

Philadelphia Pennsyltucky and it's people,schools,and teams who fail to stand up to any real tests.

In failadelphia they'd rather backtalk observers than actually work towards something called improvement.

failadelphia by JoeNJ2 May 12, 2011

Failnade 

In the Counter-Strike Source Mod known as Zombie Mod, an improperly thrown grenade (or any grenade thrown by a n00b) results in failnade, which instead of hurting the zombies, propels them forward into whatever spot you are trying to defend, resulting in failure.

The BirdMan, YeaH!: Fire in the hole!

ZOMBIEMAN X--> The Birdman, YeaH!
ZOMBIEMAN X--> chucknorris101
ZOMBIEMAN X--> ewbernoob3000

chucknorris101: Nice failnade Birdman...
The BirdMan, YeaH!: =D

Failnade by The BirdMan, YeaH! August 8, 2008

Faildate 

Term used to describe an unsuccessful first date.

"I went out with this guy last night. It was such a FAILDATE. All he could talk about was his cats."

Faildate by Slugaboo December 14, 2009