Unsuccessful

You.

Hey man, was your business unsuccessful?
Yes, just like you.

by yungbased August 31, 2015

Unsuccessful

Someone who is a lazy fuck such as Mr. Thomas.

Mr Thomas is a unsuccessful piece of shit.

by Ham and pick January 9, 2017

Unsuccessing

the act of a person or animal that is not meeting or producing success. beautiful/lighter version of the word "fail".

"fail is such an ugly word, and we are not into ugly"-Jay Park

His hustlin for paper was quite unsuccessing.

by Master Le April 5, 2011

unsuccessful simping

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020

Unsuccessful Status

When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.

Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!

3 hours later.....

"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."

by pastellia October 17, 2011

Unsuccessful fuckboy

An unsuccessful fuckboy acts like a regular fuckboy but no one wants him. He tries to be popular but everyone thinks he’s just a bit strange. But some people maybe so desperate that they will date him.

Probably skis/ snowboards

“Wow he’s such an unsuccessful fuckboy.”

by Elena hungry June 24, 2020