81 definitions by JoeNJ2

large dork

Guys,more common in the Philly metro area,who work in offices and talk about things like video games all day yet dwarf most people in size.

What a dork that guy sounds like...oh that's him? What a large dork.

by JoeNJ2 January 18, 2011

Retro Fuck

Someone who should've been fucked a long time ago but still hasn't.

Oh man Retro Fuck that fucker.

by JoeNJ2 September 15, 2012

retro fuck

To curse something presently as well as the past.

retro fuck this place,now and before I even came here.

by JoeNJ2 May 18, 2012

Multigabbing

Similar to multitasking but usually done by retail cashiers; While ringing up your items,the ability to also carry on a conversation with multiple people all while usually ignoring the customer.

"Hey are you going on break?" "What's my schedule for next week?" "Me and so-and-so were doing something just so stupid earlier" Multigabbing.

by JoeNJ2 March 23, 2011

assholaphobia

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

by JoeNJ2 June 7, 2012

conversus interruptus

The point at which you're in an important part of a conversation that the waitress instictively interrupts.

I was in the middle of something...conversus interruptus

by JoeNJ2 April 6, 2011

ironic spot

The parking spot that opens up just after you've already parked far away and are walking back up.

Fuck you I already parked. Ironic spot.

by JoeNJ2 April 10, 2011