JoeNJ2's definitions

Phildo

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.

Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here

by JoeNJ2 November 21, 2010

Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Manbrella

Anything used by guys to shield oneself from the rain...bags,boxes,papers etc. Anything other than an actual umbrella.

I'm using this box as my Manbrella.

by JoeNJ2 September 7, 2011

Jukebox Bitch

Dipshit chicks who walk around singing to every crappy airhead song on the radio.

Wow this dip is singing to every song that comes on...Jukebox Bitch

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2015

pennsylvania mongoloids

People in Pennsylvania who stand outside all day,instead of working or just keeping things moving,staring and looking like mongoloids.

Look at those pennsylvania mongoloids...hey,get a life!

by JoeNJ2 May 30, 2011

Rumblefuck

n. Any big loud tough wannabe F-450 diesel modified, or bike that feels the need to draw attention by being as loud as possible. Usually disrupting neighborhoods or entire small areas.

Summer is here and there are many a Rumblefuck abound.

by JoeNJ2 August 18, 2016

tankruptcy

Refers to climbing gas prices ; inflation imbalance.

Earlier when I was filling up my gas tank, I believe I involuntarily filed for "tankruptcy". As my car's gas tank was filling up, I was simultaneously watching my checking account balance plummet until the tank was full, then my account was empty.

by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011