JoeNJ2's definitions
Any worker at a store that always seems to be a distraction to the cashier doing your transaction,thereby resulting in a hightened chance of transaction screwup.
by JoeNJ2 July 11, 2011

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.
by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

A highway otherwise known as the Schuylkill Expressway,or I-76,that winds through the Philadelphia area that seems to attract all kinds of craziness and congestion similar to that of the Bermuda Triangle.
by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011

n. Drivers in the southeastern region of Pennsylvania,particularly in the suburbs of Philadelphia who are involved in numerous accidents daily due to their leadfootedness yet their slowheadedness.
by JoeNJ2 April 18, 2011

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
