38 definitions by Dewey

A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.
What, you won't give me my allowance for this week? I declare bull!!
by Dewey August 5, 2004
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Jewish female youth group. Girls are huge sluts, since they hook up with and fuck AZA guys without being drunk or high. Members have little or no self-respect.
Since BBG doesn't allow drinking or smoking at their functions, the horniness of their girls is due to their extreme slutiness.
by Dewey June 18, 2004
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The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.
Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
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Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.
That bitch is one hell of a cockjuggler; she is sleeping with seven different guys right now!!
by Dewey May 25, 2004
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The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.
Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
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What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.
Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
by Dewey July 11, 2004
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A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.
Bart: "We have to go to Canada."

Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"
by Dewey June 21, 2004
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