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When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.
If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.
by TnPat March 08, 2004
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A person who always feels two drinks behind.
"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"
by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009
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Someone who drinks in the shower.
That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.
by Motherfucker Dick September 01, 2008
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A true Alcoholic would rather drink, then get a Blowjob.
Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.
by Recovering January 17, 2004
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A person who knows exactly how many days it's been since they had a drink.
E.g., In January, 2007, Lindsay Lohan told People magazine "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything." Lindsay Lohan's publicist Leslie Zelnick confirmed to The Associated Press in December that Lohan was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
by asking January 18, 2007
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Someone you don't like who drinks more than you do.
by lameo June 07, 2003
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Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.
"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.
by Hebb December 20, 2009
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