Crapitol 

Capitol High School. Rival of Olympia High School, North Thurston High School, and many more high schools in Washington. They think they're all that, but their sports teams are crap. Therefore called "Crapitol."

Crapitol lost AGAIN to North Thuston!" "We have to play Crapitol again? Can't they just accept defeat?!" "Dude, you play like Crapitol!

Crapitol by moimoimoimoi December 6, 2010

Crapitol One 

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

Crapitol One by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

The Crapitol 

Ocala Florida's largest music venue located on the downtown square. Many bands from hardcore to emo genre's showcase there. Most of the time the prices are unreasonable. Many stupid slutty scene bitches go there and smoke cigarettes outside after they leave inside because they charge a re-entry fee of $2.00.

They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.

Joe: "Hey man, are you going to The Capitol tonight?"
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
Kevin: "The Crapitol is lookin' to reem kids of their money in Ocala!"

Joe: "Are you going to The Capitol tonight? AYFAD is playing!"
Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."

The Crapitol by th@t0nek1d August 21, 2008

Storming the Crapitol 

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

Storming the Crapitol by Stoney69 January 9, 2021

Capitol Hill 

COD Warzone irl

“Practice time’s over now, we’re headed to Capitol Hill”

Capitol Hill by Strudelgod03 January 6, 2021

crapital 

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid

"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."

crapital by Occupant December 3, 2004

storm the United States Capitol 

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

storm the United States Capitol by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021