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1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
by FrankC March 16, 2004
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The love of your life and the women you want to spend the rest of your life with.

You obviously married the wrong bitch if she's anything like the other definitions you assholes have made.
My wife is wonderful! She loves me and we have so much fun together! I'm so lucky to have a wife!
by maggertins December 06, 2014
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The woman with whom you are willing to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that you don't want someone else to take her away from you, the woman that you find the most beautiful in this world, the woman who understands, makes your life complete and worth living till the end of it with her, the woman who is gonna be your soccer team's mother, and the woman that you are willing to give up your life for.

-You obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't taint something as beautiful as the term "wife".
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it lol!
by Mr. Egalitarian February 09, 2017
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"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 04, 2009
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The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.
by zach0301 July 05, 2010
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The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
by B-Real February 02, 2004
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A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
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