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Authentitity 

To verify if breasts are free of surgical corrections/enhancements would be to establish the breasts have authentitity. Implants or breast augmentation would render the owner to not have authentitities.
College fraternities often give out free breast exams to college co-eds to help determine authentitity! Its important to determine authentitity prior to engaging into intercourse (not really its just nice to know because she is probably sluttier). After feeling under her shirt while making out Philip could tell April's boobs where authentit.
Authentitity by onewordjackson April 14, 2014
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authenticity 

Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. (authentic)
Authenticity became his primary value. My dog lives for authenticy.
authenticity by DJrumination December 13, 2008

nigga authenticity 

A scholarly topic of fierce debate. Many master debaters use this topic to get off on their competition.
"Man, did you win the debate yesterday?"

"Nah, bitch brought her nigga authenticity out, and blasted it all over the judges."

Authenticity 

Girl-Check out this bottle of sensory deprivation pills, it helps you clear your head when you want to do shit and have a lot on your mind.

Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.

Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.

Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
Authenticity by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020

authentititty 

not false, or imitation, as related to a pair of titties.
Bro1: Those tits are totally fake.
Bro2: No way, I checked them for authentititty last night, and they are real.

authenticitude 

Refers to the teen belief that authenticity is an attitude more than a reality. (From the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Jan 10 2007)
"I know that homeboy's buying a fake Coach purse for his bitch, 'cause he's cheap and he knows she'll still flaunt it due to her authenticitude."
authenticitude by Rick W January 14, 2007

Authenticity 

Girl-Check out this bottle of sensory deprivation pills, it helps you clear your head when you want to do shit and have a lot on your mind.

Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.

Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too.

Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
Authenticity by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020
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