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An answer that indicates an incorrect statement.
Friend 1: Dude, you need a haircut...
Friend 2: False.
(Friend 2 Indicates no haircut is needed.)

Friend 1: Hey buddy, we should go to the movies.
Friend 2: False.
(Friend 2 Indicates no movies will be attended.)
by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009
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Use in place of no
by Bug August 26, 2003
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whenever someone asks you any question just say false to look like an idiot.

by fuck you foo December 13, 2007
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Dwight Schute's signature reply in The Office

A reply to something not true, or reply to any fact that Dwight Schrute does not agree with.
*Jim Halpert is impersonating Dwight*

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black Bear.

Dwight: That's debatable...
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Slang: to express a thing or person that is purposely cruel, mean and unnecessary, usually when you would not expect it/them to be.

1. Adjective: describes a person who is "false"

2. Verb: the act of "falsing" someone
1. "He was meant to give Tommy a place to stay last night, but he went home without him. He's so false."

"Did you see what Rick did to Micheal last night?"
"Yeah, he spat in his drink and then had sex with his girlfriend. He's the falsest chap."

"Can I get a lift with you tonight?"
"No Timmy!"
"False!!!"

2."Will you get me a bottle of JD when you're at the off-license"
"No, I've no money!"
"Ahh, you're falsin' me, chap"
by Martin Storey April 24, 2009
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Saying something is false means that it would be wrong, and a useless thing to do. When something can be done better or is not at all of satisfactory manor its false.
Jack Black: I could 26 skedew you a song, but that would be false.
by Ant C August 26, 2003
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See True.
When a band or someone is untrue.
Metallica's St. Anger is False
Emo posers are False
Emperor are definately not False and nor is Norway.
by Steel Warrior July 30, 2005
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