by refl3xive March 25, 2004
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Buy the mugCraps is a casino gambling game that involves 2 dice. The person rolls both dice and if they get 2,3, or 12 they lose, and if they get a 7 or 11, they win. Anything else, and the rules change. Now the person needs to roll his previous number before he rolls a seven. Keep doing this until he either gets his number and wins, or rolls a seven and loses. That is the basics of craps. This is the most balanced game in casinos, and the probability of winning is about 49.3%.
If you are on a winning streak in craps and the casino offers you drinks on the house, dont take them. You wont remember anything and the next thing, you wake up with your leg up your ass.
by crapassmaster November 16, 2005
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Buy the mugone of the most commonly used words in the dictionary; it means many many things
(n) 1. a pile of shit 2. the closest word in the dictionary to being a cuss word without actually crossing that line. 3. worthless junk and/or pointless things 4. a great word to say repeditively without other people getting mad at you since you arnt cussing
(v) to take a sed crap
(adj) (crappy) worthless, terrible, shoddy, pointless, etc... (crapfully) 1. badly 2. sincerely (as in the closing of a letter)
(n) 1. a pile of shit 2. the closest word in the dictionary to being a cuss word without actually crossing that line. 3. worthless junk and/or pointless things 4. a great word to say repeditively without other people getting mad at you since you arnt cussing
(v) to take a sed crap
(adj) (crappy) worthless, terrible, shoddy, pointless, etc... (crapfully) 1. badly 2. sincerely (as in the closing of a letter)
what in the crappy crap is going on??
what the hell is this crap all about?
you are a serious piece of crap.
Crapfully yours, The Claw
aw holy CRAP!
you ?#*@ing piece of %^$# %&#$ *^*$ crap %&#^@ crappy *&&#* craped *#@& *%&#*$ %&@*$ *%&^#* crap!
what the hell is this crap all about?
you are a serious piece of crap.
Crapfully yours, The Claw
aw holy CRAP!
you ?#*@ing piece of %^$# %&#$ *^*$ crap %&#^@ crappy *&&#* craped *#@& *%&#*$ %&@*$ *%&^#* crap!
by The Claw May 09, 2005
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Buy the mugCitizens Raging Against Phones.
Founded by a group of citizens in Liberty City to protest the use of phones, they use carrier pigeons to communicate, which is occasionally intercepted by a redneck and eaten. Laslow on Chatterbox 109 has done a radio interview with the leader of CRAP.
Founded by a group of citizens in Liberty City to protest the use of phones, they use carrier pigeons to communicate, which is occasionally intercepted by a redneck and eaten. Laslow on Chatterbox 109 has done a radio interview with the leader of CRAP.
Lazlow: "Alright, thanks caller. Ants, killer bees, fat people, what's plaguing you? Call now! Chatterbox, hello, you're on the air..."
Caller: "Err yes...I'd like to say something about these damn people trains and busses in this city who yammer on and on into cell phones. I'm really glad to hear about what your having dinner! What we should do, is herd them up, and put them on island. I am the President of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones (C.R.A.P.)."
Lazlow: "CRAP?!?"
Caller: "Exactly!"
Lazlow: "Your organization's called 'crap,'...wh...what kind of moron are you...you wanna round people up for using a phone?!? But you...your calling up on a phone t...to tell the world about it! I...I mean, how many people are there in this 'crap'?"
Caller: "Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!!"
Lazlow: "How many people?"
Caller: "There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons, and they keep disappearing."
Lazlow: "What are you speaking to me on? What...what's that in your hand?"
Caller: "I am not the problem! You are! And you're perpetuating the downfall of mankind! Liberty City was great before phones ruined everything."
Lazlow: "Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and 3 houses when the telephone was invented!"
Caller: "Liar!!"
Lazlow: "You're the liar!"
Caller: "Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
Lazlow: "What are...are you three years old?!?"
Caller: "Lazlow's a liar, Lazlow's a liar!! I bet that isn't even your real name"
Lazlow: "Shut up!!"
Caller: "You shut up!!"
Lazlow: "Stupid!"
Caller: "Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!"
Lazlow: "Ohh...we're going to commercials!"
Caller: "Err yes...I'd like to say something about these damn people trains and busses in this city who yammer on and on into cell phones. I'm really glad to hear about what your having dinner! What we should do, is herd them up, and put them on island. I am the President of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones (C.R.A.P.)."
Lazlow: "CRAP?!?"
Caller: "Exactly!"
Lazlow: "Your organization's called 'crap,'...wh...what kind of moron are you...you wanna round people up for using a phone?!? But you...your calling up on a phone t...to tell the world about it! I...I mean, how many people are there in this 'crap'?"
Caller: "Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!!"
Lazlow: "How many people?"
Caller: "There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons, and they keep disappearing."
Lazlow: "What are you speaking to me on? What...what's that in your hand?"
Caller: "I am not the problem! You are! And you're perpetuating the downfall of mankind! Liberty City was great before phones ruined everything."
Lazlow: "Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and 3 houses when the telephone was invented!"
Caller: "Liar!!"
Lazlow: "You're the liar!"
Caller: "Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
Lazlow: "What are...are you three years old?!?"
Caller: "Lazlow's a liar, Lazlow's a liar!! I bet that isn't even your real name"
Lazlow: "Shut up!!"
Caller: "You shut up!!"
Lazlow: "Stupid!"
Caller: "Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!"
Lazlow: "Ohh...we're going to commercials!"
by gta November 13, 2006
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Buy the mugcrap >_< I lost again ;_;
by Irtehleetbob. December 15, 2002
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