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1. free
The term "free" is hereby used for promotional purposes only and should not be confused with the English word "free" which means "without financial cost."
*Free 120 Hour Trial of AOL
by CaptainKoala Feb 20, 2004 share this
2. free
Any unsupervised and un-tethered object left in plain view.
Oh look, another free road cone!
by Scott Feb 9, 2004 share this
3. free
Anything with a hidden or obvious fee.
"abslolutely free, plus $8 postage."
by Diamonion Jan 28, 2004 share this
4. free
How chavs and southerners tend to pronounce "three" of something.
"Yes mate, what can I do for you?"
"I'd like free of them watchamacallits please"
"Is that two fs or free (you dozy southern/chavtwat)?"
5. FREE
A favorite theme word of online and television advertisements. The basic idea in these ads is to flash the word "FREE" infront of your face, in the boldest and largest letters possible. Just to lure you into a hidden cost. The amazing part of this, is that many people actually fall for it.
1. Get a FREE piece of cake with your PURCHASE of any meal!
2. FREE SHIT!! FREE SHIT!! (After you BUY some shit first..)
3. Hey man! I thought you said it was FREE!?
4. No product advertised online or on TV as FREE! is ever truly..free. NOT EVER.
by Andrew M. Jul 8, 2005 share this
6. free
A vague word used to describe any sort of liberty.
The dog is free of lice.

I am free to do whatever the Hell I please
by AYB Mar 8, 2003 share this
7. FREE
The overarching theme under which SEX would be re-designed...if men were in control.
TIPSY-ABOUT TO GET SHUT DOWN ON A DATE-LOSER:"Sex is just so poorly designed."(hiccup)

WOMAN:"Oh?"

LOSER:"Yep.It should be free!":
"Pregnancy free."
"Disease free."
"Barrier free."
"Commitment free."
"Drama free."
"Cost free."
"You know...FREE!"
"...And it should come in nice "8" or higher
packaging."

WOMAN:"Check please."
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