whoosh

So you're looking through the comment section and you see someone using whoosh replying to some Google person writing articles about how that's so mean, rude, etc.

Whoosh or any other use means that the joke went over their heads. (Past them) the ball missed the hoop.

Gofus: just been diagnosed by my doctor's that I'm color blind . This came out of the *shows flashy orange picture*
Idiot: that's orange tho
Random person: Idiot, whoosh

whoosh by Dzzgem July 6, 2019

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ROFL

One of many expressions that the twenty first century has seen grow up, meaning you absolutly don't care about what it has been said, but you react anyway.
Originally, this one is used for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing".
You can also use it, or peers, when a situation offers you what it could be done with.

rapper 1 : Hi dude, we'd get a good place tonight... You wanna join our rofl, or what ?
dude : Roflmfao guy, your random opening flow of liturgy is the most awesome I've ever checked, I surely will put it down !
rapper 2 : Don't be so polite, bro. I promise we will rofl for you.
(pay attention : here it is used for "rehabilitate our fire lines", for example)
dude : You mean that we'll gonna rofl together ?
(there, for "rise our fate as lightnings")
rapper 3, rofling silently : Of course, dude.

ROFL by earthling August 10, 2014

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cheesebread

Absolute fucking nobhead with an annoyingly cheesy smile, a really minute penis and a crack addiction. Live's in a crack den.

(small) (penis) (wanker) (cheesebread)

cheesebread by speedebacon December 13, 2013

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bigrichard

A person with a huge penis.

Wow bigrichards willy is huge.

bigrichard by hjkhjklhjklh October 9, 2007

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Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

Wholesome Seal Award by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Typefanity

profanity that is typed out on social networking sites or in instant messaging, which causes its emphasis or threat power to be substantially decreased

guy 1- "dude, stfu"

guy 2- "yeah, wat r u goin to do about it? that's just weak typefanity."

Typefanity by typefanition August 23, 2008