Person #1: Hey Remember last summer when we went camping and that Bear jumped down from that tree right onto our tent, and we were all screaming and you started singing and running towards it, then it got startled and danced a jig?

Person #2: Umm... I think that's a Bunknoid. Because Bears can't dance jigs and we never went on a camping trip last summer.

Lemme guess, you're so tired because you were up all night nerdgasming to Halo 3?

I can't believe he didn't invite me to the nerdgasm!

"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"

Boy 1: Yo whos that bird? She be looking fineeeee.
Boy 2- How do you not know her? Thats Ksiena, the hottest girl in the school...
Boy 1- Im in love.

Person 1, “woah bro what score did you get on the test?”
Person 2, “I got an 100%”
Person 1, “woah bro that’s buzonks”

Someone just called you a controlling Bitch?

You've just been "Sophied!"