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Urban Dictionary

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college 

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Ava is the worst person you could ever encounter. Ava is a demon worshipper, Who loves Kanye and is a nazi. She's covered in crinklesnoop's skin cells which are purple in colour and gives off a stench of cat piss (courtesy of crinklesnoop)
Ava: THE ARYAN RACE WILL BE THE ONLY RACE.
Sane person: GET AWAY YOU KANYE LOVER
Ava by Crinklesnoop Hater January 7, 2023

Blackout Blonde 

A nice way to say gray hair.
No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
Blackout Blonde by HairGenius September 30, 2013

Flappydappy 

A super loose saggy smelly cunt (vangina)
Charlie : Can I give you the longlong in the flappydappy?
Sam : No I don’t have a flappydappy, I have a chocolate starfis!
Flappydappy by Swiftzurbandiccy February 6, 2025
the definition of sexy.enough said
wow, she looks so vlada in that dress!

i wanna look vlada tonight
vlada by hellasmartass June 4, 2010

Alexander Richard Warner 

Alexander Richard Warner is one of the best boyfriends ever! He is a great kisser and and the sweetest.He doesn’t like to be called his full name even though it is very cute. His girlfriend loves him very much! Together him and his girlfriend are called Malex! Maisie and Alex 14.02.19
oh look it’s maisie’s boyfriend alexander Richard Warner
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