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When you are wise but also right but also lit but also white
Man your granny is so risite
Risite by Philip risite March 19, 2017

Holypants 

Another way to describe someone who acts "holier-than-thou."
I made ONE spelling error, quit being such a holypants!
Holypants by VaZui November 5, 2008

funkuating 

when a male shoves his ass in a girls loose pussy while taking a shit
johnny funkuated in is mom

i am funkuating in my girlfriend
funkuating by E-Dawg69 October 16, 2008

n00bie cannon 

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>
n00bie cannon by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008
Someone who is a mean person or (in colloquial terms a 'meanie butt')
See that person over there? Yea the one thats an asshole--they are a real Jeejii
jeejii by BBeez May 24, 2018
He’s a Phil.
Phil by Catsmth September 29, 2020
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