Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

The Captain 

The captain is a TV show character from BBC ghosts that can be found on the British Broad Casting network. He does not have a name that we (the viewers) know of but it has been teased throughout the series, and he usually just goes by the military name Captain (Cap for short.) Many people have tried to guess captains name and have guessed at Frederick or Teddy but we are never certain.

Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)
Person one: The captain was pretty fruity in that last episode dont you thing

Person two: I think he likes woman

Person one: and I think I need new friends
The Captain by Headlesscaptains January 6, 2022
The lowest price, the best deal.
Hows about givin' me the lowlow on this video game?
lowlow by John Beeler November 10, 2003

Sequander 

To acquire something without stealing it.
Or to steal nicely.
"Trevor left his hoodie at my house. I've sequandered it"
Sequander by EthicalPowerSlut March 24, 2019

duck into the woods 

Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.
The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.

saca apuntar 

kid: mom, i dont wanna wash the dishes
mom: stop being such a saca apuntar, and suck it up!!!
kid: all right then.... :( im pretty sad that you called me a saca apuntar
saca apuntar by SAJjjjjjjjJJJJ October 17, 2008

Cum vibe 

Vibe of the cum
I have cum vibe vibe cum
Cum vibe by Cum viber March 2, 2020

Mississippi Hot Pocket 

A dirty, filthy, grotesque sex at in which one partner eats something to guarantee a particularly firm poop, steak for example, and gets his/her female partner's vagina wet and shits directly into her vagina causing the poop to fill her vagina.
Dude this kinky chick told me i could give her a Mississippi hot pocket so i shit in that bitch's pussy.
Next