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guitarist 

a guitarist is someone you plays guitar decently, or at least wants to become decent. in my eyes, you're not a "true" guitarist if you only learned the instrument to score hot chicks, but know only 2 Blink 182 songs. you must be motivated and passionate.

(for those who said guitarists are arrogant)
who's arrogant? they're rich, they're good at what they do. obviously they're proud of themselves. some are assholes yes, but some aren't. people who dont play guitar can be arrogant to...
1. "Yeah man i just learned the chorus to "I miss you" so i can bone Melissa."
"Yeah .. you're like.. such a good guitarist man..."

2. "Hey man, i really want to get a band together so i can get my music out there and hope that people will enjoy my music and can relate to it."
guitarist by letsBeFake&diee May 22, 2007
glyneia is totes cool. She will give you an amazing present for ur bday. and glyneia is hilarious. glyneia is good at math and french. glyneia is bad at sports. glyneia loves tiramisu more than she loves u.
Guy 1: OMG GLYNEIA IS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
Guy 2: Do you think I could get her?
Girl 1: NAH BRO shes too angelic
Guy 2: no why u gotta be so rude 😔
Glyneia: take the L im too good.
glyneia by Glyneia'sFan4ever December 13, 2022

Velcro Soulmates 

When a man and a woman both have a fair amount of bush (or even just one partner), the man pulls out during sex and cums in the female's bush. He then precedes to fall asleep on top of her or pressed up against her on the side, so when both people wake up, they are attached together and have to pull apart like velcro.
You remember that chick Julie from the dorms? We popped a couple of Tylenol PM's before we started boning and after I pulled out I passed out on top of her, but guess what. We're Velcro Soulmates!
janey skovira likes balls
Skovira by Joe Song February 7, 2005

submissive 

Someone who has a meek personality and is willing to do what others tell them. Submissive people are overly compliant and sometimes allow people to push them around.
Stop being so submissive, dude! you need to stand up for yourself.
submissive by TheApologeticHoser February 11, 2022

Abby Mcgowan 

The girl who is drop dead gorgeous and doesn’t realize how beautiful she is. She is with an amazing guy that she truly loves. She didn’t think so at first , but now loves him more than anything. She is so sweet and her man loves her more than anything. Those two are lucky to have each other.
Omg is that Abby Mcgowan??
Yup! The wedding will be soon!
Abby Mcgowan by Veiegekvdjf April 13, 2022
A combination of "bruh" and "oof". Used after reading something extremely cringey and starting to type "bruh", only to be hit by the full force of what the other person just said and typing "oof".
Person 1: "Naruto is a great anime!"

Person 2: "br-"
Person 1: "Black clover is ok too"
Person 2: "broof"
Broof by anonymous September 10, 2020
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