josh jam

Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.

The Dow 30 got another josh jam, up +30 in the last few minutes - that's the third day in a row!

josh jam by evanesce June 6, 2011

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thomas and alexia

thomas and Alexia are a great couple. there kind and loyal to each other. even though one of them might be a little shy they truly love each other or if they are in middle school or something they truly like each other. they have so much in common even tho at first they don't see it.

thomas and Alexia are so cute together. I think they will last forever

thomas and alexia by lexi.girl December 15, 2017

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Hooded Cobra

1. Another slang term for an uncircumcized penis. Also known as Anteater or Ramos

Jane: Johnny your hooded cobra is so gross. I won't suck you off.

Johnny: I don't care. I have an uncircumcized penis and I am proud

Hooded Cobra by Honkey March 30, 2004

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Are you?

No fuck you I'm not going to be the 0.

Hym "Are you? Really? Or is that a thing you want me to ascent to? Because you are trying to dictate to me what I have to do and I'm not going to let you guide me into a life. That is not how you being in charge is going to work. Like, you're trying to play God and the form it's taking is a life swap between me and my less intelligent but equally psychopathic wannabe 'single white female'. And it's not going to result in anything that is good for me or anyone else because I'm just going to resort to violence (inevitably) and kill myself. So, stop trying to do this. I am the 1 who decides whether or not the thing I know you are trying to do to me is going to work and my decision is 'No.' I've decided that it isn't. Unless you're trying to get me to murder my own parents or somebody's kids (which is like what happened to some of the other ones you to whom you have done this and are covering up). And my decision is final. Just like what is going to happen to the person you tried to let 'single white female' me."

Are you? by Hym Iam December 16, 2025