A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.
Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
She is a very interesting human being that will keep you on your toes. She has such an amazing face that you will want to lick it clean off her body. Don't feel ashamed if you do, everybody does.
Syrogellardfause is when one's breath is SO hot, it can wipe out a nation. This rare joke is barely used when talking about someone's breath(Never really was used at all tbh). To remove your name from the title of having Syrogellardfause, you need to get 10 kills in Fortnite under 5 min. If you do not succeed in doing this process correctly, then you will (jokingly) have Syrogellardfause type 2. Apparently, this "word" was seemed to be gotten of of a crossword puzzle, thus turning it into a joke.
Aleer- "Hey, look! That's Sharquesha!"
Quinton- "Dang! Can you stop talking? Yo' breath STANK! I think you have Syrogellardfause!"