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Urban Dictionary

Trolling 

Trolling is the art of sparking a flame war. It is derived from the fishing term as it does involve bait and stringing targets along. There are both subtle and overt ways of doing this. And mining the salt from the booty-blasted is a delicious endeavor with either set of methodologies. And it doesn't have to be disingenuous either as identifying uncomfortable truths to those who don't want to hear it qualifies. Now to really master trolling is not so much about being covert and hidden but to steer with as little effort as possible the flame war as to benefit from the outcome, and sometimes that is just delicious salt mining for the lulz.
lollolo i trolling u
Trolling by ultrat July 15, 2018

whateves 

a word conveying a very low amount of concern or care for the topic at hand. the use of this word as an answer to a question could be taken the same as "i don't care"
Q: what do you want to do tonight?
A: whateves
whateves by superduper February 17, 2007

halfenfreude 

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.
After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.
halfenfreude by porkalvin December 11, 2010
An individual who works in Human Resources either at your company or in general and who submits a "friend" request to you in order to connect via social media, i.e. LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter, etc. but who really just wants to use the connection to gain complete access to your posts, photos, likes, etc. so they can judge your character and pass any information they seem to be "inappropriate"along to your superior and/or colleagues for the express purpose of blackballing you.
Johnny: Alright! I just received a friend request to connect with that hot cougar who we see at the cafeteria nearly everyday!
Jason: Who Janet?!? Dude she's a harc don't accept that invite!!! She works in HR!!! Do you want her to see that we went to naked sushi last Wednesday?!?
Johnny: Whoa!!! No way....denied! Thanks man that'd be a major mistake. Who wants to be friends with people in HR?!?
harc by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

cum season 

The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.
Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
cum season by Fluffbun September 24, 2017
A shortened alternative to "Now Then". A friendly greeting.
Instead of "alright mate", one might say: "nows mate", "nows lad", "nows lid", "nows der lid"
Nows by nowsderlid March 26, 2008
Someone that’s being cool without trying.

Naturally awesome
That boy was fleckin last night
Fleckin by Lil Corby November 17, 2021
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