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Brillo Pad Method 

when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.
dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out
Brillo Pad Method by aprilsveryown September 15, 2022

Tebbutt Manoeuver 

Where when performing a sex act from the rear whilst locking in a "full nelson" and continuing the act. An audience is usually preferred.
"Fuck me, Bob has just come down the stairs and has got Jane in the Tebbutt Manoeuver! quick, get your camera!"
Tebbutt Manoeuver by JZmofo March 26, 2008
Erection Lasting Problem
Refers to men who have a difficult time getting or keeping an erection. This problem can pertain both to elderly men but also young adolescence who have not gone through puberty properly and therefore there penis cannot pump enough blood to get their penis erect.
This man can't make love to his wife because he has ELP.
ELP by christopher wright April 24, 2005
Beta the opposite of an Alpha-Male. Blue pilled male: A male who been taught to treat a woman with respect and is very nice to her. He is a follower of the Woman who dominates him. Depending on the culture of each male many tend to bring up as Betas because of their societies telling them to be the providers and the woman as receivers. Today's modern society due to feminism in Western Nations & equality many women now days have more power because of Social Media. Beta-Males actions: give money to a woman and exchange She give him nothing ( She just leeches off him) at the same time She has an Alpha Male to have sex behind the Beta male's back. Beta's are also called cuck, simp, floormat, atm, donkey, and are ignorant of the woman's nature of her hypergamy. A married man who has an adulteress wife ( cuckholdress) who is having an affair with another man. She goes to " woman's night out" with her friends ( all women) to have fun ( drinking, dancing, and hook up with another man to have sex ) while her husband is at home all alone and taking care of his children. After all her husband was the one who supported her by his hardworking money and She just manipulates him and is cheating on him and using her smartphone / IPhone texting other guys all day and hiding it from him. A Beta-Male knows* his woman is acting shady but denies it until it's too late. The results divorcement, Child support, & a broken heart.
Hey man, you're being a beta by letting your girlfriend being in charge of you and you giving her money so She can shop and buy all her luxuries while you become broke. And we already know She is having sex with that guy who works out in the gym.

Hey man, why all these Beta-Husbands allow their hot smoking wives to the club. We know these cheaters are having intimacy with those richer tough guys. Yes, these Betas don't know how whorish these women are!
Beta by OC-MGTOW March 19, 2020

dusty poot

jordan o'dell is a dusty poot
dusty poot by niggerlover6664 March 13, 2014

Zen Marxism

The philosophical/political/economic beliefs of an extremely small and highly secretive international pseudo-religious sect bent on revolutionary enlightenment through socio-economic understanding and self-compassion.

It sure as hell ain't zen and it sure as hell ain't marxism.
Some Zen Marxism quotes:

"Life has to be given a 'meaning' -- because of the obvious fact that it has no meaning."

"Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end. What seems nasty, painful, evil, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, if faced with an open mind."

"Hope is a bad thing. It means that you are not what you want to be. It means that part of you is dead, if not all of you. It means that you entertain illusions. It's a sort of spiritual clap, I should say."

"If there is to be any peace, it will come through being, not having."

-- Henry Miller
Zen Marxism by trotsky113 October 13, 2008

breaking my neck

When you absolutely care about someone enough to do anything for them even when they don't want or need your help you broke your neck for them or looking out for them when you know they need someone to care for them
You really going to choose her over me when I was the one breaking my neck for you
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