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A dashing purple lad with gorgeous locks of luxurious jet-black hair, a striking yellow gaze, and a menacing ear-to-ear grin. His voice is smooth unlike his freaky goblin feet from Hell. His charming personality and alluring looks make up for the life-scarring view of his unpleasant toes. Looks and feet aside, Mimik is a wonderful person all around, from being a very supportive and attentive friend to others as well as a passionate and thoughtful individual who would stand up for what he cares for. He's incredibly funny and very witty, making conversations and gamer moments with him a blast. Mimik is definitely the coolest purple guy around!
Mimik, I beg of you, please do NOT show us your feet!
Mimik by Fia Feeba Fima August 8, 2020

Beat Farmer

One who does nothing but masturbate.
That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.
Beat Farmer by T_i_m_o February 5, 2009

noise trading 

when the "word on the street" or the hype on investor blogs is the basis for which an investor makes a market trade; when a trade is based on casual speculation rather than on press released information based on substance
I just took a huge hit from that trade! I've learned my lesson not to do noise trading anymore.
noise trading by aMat13 April 26, 2011
Fucking shit

I really only did this for the mug
Look down to buy a terrible mug for your friend
terrible by anonymousdickhead101 March 11, 2020
It's what you say when you're left speechless or unsure what to say... or just whenever the fuck you want to say it. Go bananas
Tyne: "I just had 3 dicks go up my ass... and I liked it..."

Me: "e"
e by Lord Bread March 5, 2020

Cunt Scab 

Someone who is really annoying and ticks people off.
YOU CUNT SCAB!!!
Wow you are such a cunt scab!!!
What was that cunt scab doing?!!!
Cunt Scab by Joe and Tyler January 9, 2008

Cradle of Vanity

1. Noun, The assembly of comments that one makes about oneself in order to boost their ego. Usually this is made by people who already have huge egos, not those with smaller ones.

2. Noun, Anonymous Postings that are put on the internet to boost people's views on different groups that they are apart of.

3. The definition of names on the Urban Dictionary
1.

-I might not be able to bench as much as the other guy, but at least I have a huge penis

-I see you have assembled a very secure cradle of vanity

2.

Anonymous posted:
JOIN THIS FACEBOOK GROUP!! XXXSSSXXX SUPZORZ XXXSSSXXX! IT KICKS ASS AND SHIT!

Anonymous posted:
Nice. I think this is the best built cradle of vanity ever built

3.

Bob:
AMAZINGLY SEXY OMG I MUST SLEEP WITH!

Response:
-Man, I just read the most vain comment ever. I swear the author was trying to sew himself into a cradle of vanity
Cradle of Vanity by Philling February 20, 2010
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