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In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:

Cu = Su*2

*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit

The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).

CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.

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Transmission: Spread primarily through shared bait, group texts containing the phrase “weather looks perfect tomorrow,” and prolonged exposure to a coworker who already has it. Notably, the disease cannot survive in fluorescent office lighting.

Symptoms:
• Sudden, severe inability to come to work (onset usually 6–8 AM)
• Compulsive checking of weather and tide charts
• Acute sensitivity to the sound of a desk phone
• A pronounced tan that appears within a single sick day
• Difficulty making eye contact in the break room the following morning

Incubation period: Roughly the length of one fishing report. Patient zero typically infects at least one nearby colleague before symptoms fully present.

Diagnosis: Confirmed when two or more employees call out on the same suspiciously sunny day, and a cooler of fish is later seen in someone’s truck.

Treatment: There is no cure.

Symptoms can only be managed through periodic supervised exposure to a lake, ideally scheduled as actual paid time off.

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