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Urban Dictionary

tough mittens

A person who acts tough but is overall soft.
Tough mittens still made me bruised.
tough mittens by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025

gorbachev 

Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.
I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!
gorbachev by Random Fuckin Hero January 3, 2009

Fairchild 

Nickname for a person with the last name Fairclough.
Originated from in the early 2000's
Hey Fairchild.
Fairchild by Jesus Macroni December 22, 2009
When you’re having sex and You’re about to but so you pull out and nut into the exhaust of a car, where she also cums and squirts on you while doing so.
David: yo i was just having sex with a girl last night.
Jaymz: Did you do the snauce?
David: Hell yeah.
Snauce by 39 year old feminist March 28, 2020

trainspotter 

trainspotter is a person that likes to get railed everyday
Bob your such a trainspotter

Cumditioner 

Cumditioner is when you bust a nut in someone's hair

Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner

Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution
Cumditioner is also a classic prank

when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned
Cumditioner by big balls steve December 6, 2017