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Apple's attempt at trolling owners of the 4th generation iPod Touch.
iOS 7 is available for the iPhone 4, but not the iPod Touch 4? That makes so much sense! (Note my sarcasm)

real nigga powers 

The hours between 12pm and 3am of any given day, when layabouts and welfare recipients tend to be at their most active.
Chris: Has anyone spoken to James yet? I've been trying to get in touch with him all morning.

Craig: It's only 10:30am, he won't be up for at least another hour and a half.

Chris: oh yea, real nigga powers.

mycoxafloppin 

he cant get it up, I suggest he takes a dose of mycoxafloppin
mycoxafloppin by Garymc October 27, 2006

Manicure 

A statement for how cool a man is. Similar in usage to the more common term of 'Man you're cool' said quickly
Andrew: ''Manicure''
Jamie: ''Ah thanks man, appreciate the feddback''
Manicure by Jamzaaa April 14, 2010

Black Beard 

When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch

The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
Black Beard Bitch!

I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.

Clean yourself up captain hook!
Black Beard by A Very Casious February 11, 2009
A non-intimate female friend who tries to get you laid 80% of the time but cock blocks the other 20%. The shebro has a good heart but is still of the opposite sex so the cock blocking may or may not be intentional depending on the situation. The shebro tends to give you very good insight into the female mind and does want her male friends to get laid but female intuition is always present and accounts for some of the intentional/unintentional cock blocking.
My shebro suggested I get an accent wall to help me get laid but she disapproves of me having more than 2 intimacy pals at once. Why would I need an accent wall if I already have 2 intimacy pals then?
shebro by McCl@rty August 3, 2010