chellovek
chellovek by Tweaker Bob February 26, 2006
Urban Dictionary
judge's gavel
when a woman has your bean bag in her mouth and you're banging your johnson against her forehead (i.e. pounding the gavel), when you're getting ready to bust a nut, yell out "Case Closed!" or "Here Comes the Judge!"
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
I was pounding the judge's gavel with Vanessa last night and at the last second I stopped short, shouted "Here Comes the Judge!" and then made an egg-white omelet for her.
judge's gavel by Judge January 25, 2005
Zonuts
Basically a group of 6 to 9 year olds who stan Zoe Laverne. I can guarantee that there are no zonuts over 10 years old.
Zonuts by Madeline Jones August 29, 2020
Unfair Dismyffal
To have your social networking profile banned (or smyffed) for no apparent reason other than living life.
Usually occurs when the network administrators take their rules too literally i.e.
1. Having too many friends
2. Being a member of a banned group
3. Sending too many messages
4. Not using your profile much
Can also occur when a third party asks you to shut your profile down, such as your employer when they think you are networking in work time.
Usually occurs when the network administrators take their rules too literally i.e.
1. Having too many friends
2. Being a member of a banned group
3. Sending too many messages
4. Not using your profile much
Can also occur when a third party asks you to shut your profile down, such as your employer when they think you are networking in work time.
DAVE: Well done John for getting smyffed.
JOHN: Thanks Dave, but that wasn't my intention. I was catching up with friends on Facebook during my lunch break, and before you know it, I'm dragged into the office and given a bollocking!
DAVE: Sorry to here that John. What occured?
JOHN: Well they forced me to close my account or lose my job.....I had to close my account of course 'cos I have a family to feed. I have a lawyer on the case though......we're taking them to court on the grounds of unfair dismyffal.
DAVE: Good luck with that....gotta go.....tell me all about it on Twitter later on!!
JOHN: Thanks Dave, but that wasn't my intention. I was catching up with friends on Facebook during my lunch break, and before you know it, I'm dragged into the office and given a bollocking!
DAVE: Sorry to here that John. What occured?
JOHN: Well they forced me to close my account or lose my job.....I had to close my account of course 'cos I have a family to feed. I have a lawyer on the case though......we're taking them to court on the grounds of unfair dismyffal.
DAVE: Good luck with that....gotta go.....tell me all about it on Twitter later on!!
Unfair Dismyffal by Mahabarat March 16, 2010
Prison Tackle
When one person tackles your feet and another tackles your waist. Even the biggest, baddest dude it the pen is going down after that.
Prison Tackle by BaronTvirus February 27, 2022
Butt Slurp
The ability of ones self to intake substances via the anal cavitity. This is achieved through letting out a turtle head (the tip of feacial excretion from the shitebox) and proceeding to rub the turtle head in the desired substance, i.e, cocaine. The turtle head is then pulled back into the body through a series of anal contractions. This can be a difficult process, but for analy bombarded sluts and gayboys, it proves no challenge.
mate i have a few grams of cocaine, you up for some butt slurping ?
Yes mate it will be easy after the deep anal pentetration i recieved from my peadophile uncle earlier today. Although you may have trouble with your watertight virgin asshole, you straight mother fucker !!!
Yes mate it will be easy after the deep anal pentetration i recieved from my peadophile uncle earlier today. Although you may have trouble with your watertight virgin asshole, you straight mother fucker !!!
Butt Slurp by Tam Craw February 22, 2011
Dingee
Dingee by spoiledmilky February 10, 2023