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Urban Dictionary

instant messenger 

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
instant messenger by handle187 November 7, 2003

mothenical 

damn, i'm mothenical
mothenical by emily and leah April 21, 2006
-Someone with Bad music and Social skills
-Something that Started as a small inside joke but everyone uses it now
what you up to, pulkan
wanna play forza horizon 5, pulkan?
you should throw away that guitar, pulkan
Pulkan by Totally_notPulkan March 23, 2023

Breakfast pouch

A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.
Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?

Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.
A word used to describe a word or phrase that is shit.
Joe keeps saying YOLO, what a shitiom.

Just Sayin', that's a real shitiom.
shitiom by Xziz December 2, 2019

Soybean Baby 

Is a person who doesn't care about what there eating and loves GMO and seems to forget alot of things
Philip is such a soybean baby
Soybean Baby by IsiahHilley June 4, 2022
woman: hey i’m a single mother a virgin and married to tyrone i take care of my 4 little babies.
man: woman you’re edical
edical by Sicko Mode or Mo Bamba? September 3, 2020
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