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to do your chemistry 

(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household chores one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.

This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.
a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.

son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.
Tea is alsome but when you put 1lbs of sugar on top it makes it turn into SHIT! In a cup
Earl: can I have some sweet tea

Bob: in a minute just need to shit in this cup

mexican johnson 

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..
If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship
When one throws up and shits at the same time, either in their pants or on a toilet. (SH-it, v-OMIT)
Last week I drank so much at the club I accidentally shomited at the bar in front of everyone.

Go Team Shomit!
Shomit by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021

w blue sky lives 

Infinite capacity due to some technical screwup on the part of your antagonist.
Thank god I got, like, w blue sky lives there!
w blue sky lives by Hackmania July 17, 2007

Exploring Computer Science 

ECS is the absolutely most boring class imaginable. It is taught by a woman named Ms Woster who looks like she has come back from the dead, and she literally sucks the life out from you like a dementor. The class causes many of the students to have suicidal thoughts because they want to escape the pain. The class is one of the many required tortuous classes at Ursuline Academy of Death. If a student survives the school, she is most likely able to survive the harsh real world.
Help me, I'm stuck in Exploring Computer Science with the Woster!

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