freedom mullet

When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus

Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.

freedom mullet by TheArchDud March 27, 2024

sketchopotamus

1) A "sketchy" (creepy/shady) person who watches from a distance but scarcely moves, similar to how a hippopotamus peers out of the water with only it's eyes but remains still.

2) A not-so-subtle way of alluding to someone's sketchiness.

1) Jim- Anyone else notice the guy over there peering over his menu?

Sally- Yeah.

George - Yeah man, he's been doing that for like an hour. What a f***ing sketchopotamus.

2) Billy- I'm not so sure I trust that Frank guy you've been hanging around with, Lisa.

Lisa- What do you mean? He's a total sweetheart. Just yesterday, I ran into him at the supermarket and then AGAIN at the dry cleaner.

Billy- Let me just put it this way: if Frank had a favorite animal, it would be a sketchopotamus.

sketchopotamus by SirBeefcake August 10, 2010

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wilf

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

wilf by Mesus June 27, 2006

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Hater Beams

The act of Looking at someone with disgust. The meanest look you could ever give someone. "Go to Hell" look but sooo much worse.

Jessica just shot Steve the hater beams when he drank all of her red bull.

Hater Beams by JessKris February 11, 2009

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bro-block

When a chick cockblocks your bro from hanging out with you. Both guys must be heterosexual so it's not an actual "cockblock," unless both are homosexual, in which it is.

You: "Dude, lets go play frisbee!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"

bro-block by JoshPatrickCody August 21, 2013