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Marco Meyer effect 

The Marco meyer effect comes from the early version of Marco meyer's.
Tracing back dates as far as the year 400 bc. This disease are an intense Lust for the smell of other individuals farts.

If one ever comes upon the rare "being"called marco meyer do not , fart.. for he will sniff you out. If seduced , do not make eye or butthole movement.
They can be trapped with fresh jarts (fart jars) but be carefull , for once you poop he needs a scoop.
Oh shit , keep it in ... he's got the marco meyer effect
Marco Meyer effect by bende bende October 19, 2018

BBC Lockdown 

When you are sentenced to live in a room locked with numerous big sweaty naked black men with cocks ranging from 8 to 37.48 inches, while they do indescribable things to you.
That's it Ayden! I'm sentencing you to BBC Lockdown for 3 weeks for touching Jean too much!
BBC Lockdown by jacobtyso April 6, 2023

Tippysucker 

Someone who talks a big game about their cocksucking skills but clearly has no idea how to deepthroat which leaves them with pretty much one "go to" move. Licking, slobbering and sucking on... JUST THE TIP
"I dont care how good her pussy is if shes a tippysucker it's gameover"
Tippysucker by Acerunson August 4, 2019

Gutter Breeder

Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.

Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.

During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.

Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
Gutter Breeder by J.Fo_570 May 9, 2023

There's Nothing we Can do

When Napoleon Bonaparte was stranded on an island and his fellow men died, he was left almost entirely alone, and as the enemies closed in and he utters the word "There's Nothing we Can do".
"Yo there's a really hot girl I like bro"
"Damn dude, but she's got a bf"
"There's Nothing we Can do"
aka giving up.

Conservapiss 

The act of multiple inebriated individuals with right-of-center beliefs collectively urinating – standing side-by-side facing the same direction. The ritual is meant to signify the power of the conservative movement, as well as ignite feelings of dominion over the Earth. Ronald Reagan is the only man able to do this by himself.
Random Girl: Why are you guys pissing together?

Ryan: We're taking a conservapiss. Fuck off.

Jon: LOL.
Conservapiss by BeckHannity January 23, 2011
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