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Lunch Meat Slap 

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.
Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.
Lunch Meat Slap by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
a slang term for a girl who is extremly under age.
used by 20+ year olds to define 14-17 year old girl.
"oh, check out those tightys man"
"wassup tighty how you doin."
tighty by andara one January 15, 2006

turdcumference 

Circumference of a turd

or

a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population

Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.

Double Talk Express 

Bus that John McCain travels on around the country that delivers Orwellian like double-talk on politics.
From the back of the Double Talk Express he continues to state wild and inane claims such as, "We can only win in Iraq if we stay in Iraq - and we can leave Iraq only when we win in Iraq" (not a direct quote, but paraphrased from his refusal to define "winning in Iraq").
A disease that affects people that are too technical and are very annoying to have a mature conversation with.
You: "Where areyou"
Sujitis Person: "Why"
You: "Because we are going to hang out"
Sujitis Person: "I am at someones house"
You: "Who's house"
Sujitis Person: "What do you mean"
You: "You are such a sujitis"
sujitis by Youuea February 8, 2018
def'n. An amazingly talented rap group that also dominates the Canadian Cycling circuit. Stands for Snaggle-Deuce-Remix, or THE Snaggle Deuce Remix.

Also known as the SDR Racing Team when competing.
the sky is black as the thunderclouds roll in,
TCR pink SDR reppin...

SDR Racing Team
SDR by GIntalex November 25, 2004
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