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Maltose Mommy 

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
Maltose Mommy by Argentenuem April 27, 2019

Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
Gyneth is literally the most amazing person you'll ever find. Her smile goes a long way. Whenever you're sad just find yourself a Gyneth and everything will suddenly feels okay!! She doesn't talk much but her presence is more than enough to make you feel safe and at peace!
I'm blessed to have a Gyneth in my life!
Gyneth by Tsukiiiii November 23, 2021

The Boogeyman 

Kendrick Lamar.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard the new Drake diss from The Boogeyman?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: The boogeyman. Kendrick. K.dot. You know him, right?

Scooter Girl 

That one fat 10-yearold girl that rides around the neighborhood on a scooter and everyone get accused of liking her.
Friend one: "Haha bro you like her!"
Friend two: "No I don't she's an ugly Scooter Girl"
Friend one: "ok SURE."
Scooter Girl by Shintali April 6, 2020

Kashmeera 

Funny, intelligent and super sexy girl who can roll a picture pretty blunt in two minutes. Only imperfection is the desire to perfection. Doesn't like fake ass people. Can eat 3 cheesecakes in a day. sometimes cries during animal documenteries
"bitch sit yo raggedy ass down. You aint no Kashmeera"

"Yo check that girl out"
- "yeah she hot dawg, but aint no Kashmeera"
Kashmeera by Miraliciouss November 23, 2021
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