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Justin: Dude I just got this skunky ass flower from my dealer!
Dan: This shits Dank but I only smoke Dabs.
Flower by TheChineseSenator November 26, 2017
VTP means "very tiny penis", and is often reffered to when talking about asian men, or people you think may have a small penis. They are often described to as "microscopic" or "like whisps of dust". You don't want to be a vtp, but rather a "BTVTP" or "Bigger than a Very Tiny Penis".
Girl 1: He had a small penis. It was almost microscopic, like a wisp of dust!
Girl 2: He is such a vtp.

More Examples:
And asian. A man with a small penis. A woman. A lifeless person. Did I say an asian? Not a black person.
VTP by 15PeachyWolf March 15, 2009

Reyes hoodie 

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
Reyes hoodie by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
SBQ STANDS FOR (SLAP A BITCH QUICK) MADE UP BY DAHOTTIETATI FROM VALLEJO CA,707 BAY AREA
CUDDIE IF THEY DON'T STOP WITH ALL THE DRAMA I'M GONNA "SBQ" IN HERE. IF SHE BUMPS INTO ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA WALK OVER THERE AN "SBQ" HER ASS, OR I'M SO MAD I JUST WANNA "SBQ"!!!!!!!!!
SBQ by DAHOTTIETATI January 15, 2009
The new aroma or scent in the california air because of the legalization of weed.
Be careful outside today, the weather is Caweedy. Wear a mask!
caweedy by Created for a purpose October 15, 2020

Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.
Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape
Vintage Rape by TIU December 15, 2011
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