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The true origins of the abbreviation is unknown however a reliable source from the rocket league platform reports the non abbreviated term to be:

Very Tiny Penis

VTP was reported as so effective at stupifying opponents on in game chat, that often no chat will follow for the whole game. While you look up this definition you fucking cunt.
Stop mouthing off on the chat and just get better at rocket league, you cunt, why you VTP
by YoHowULikeMeNow March 03, 2021
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A sarcastic name for singer and songwriter Dua Lipa
Oh my god have you heard that new Dula Peep song?
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Short for "Volim Te Puno" in Croatian language which means "I love you very much".
- VTP :*
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Very Talented Person (V.T.P.)- is an acronym for Very Important People. A VTP Is a person who is accorded special privileges due to his or her talent and gift to the world.
Rita Levi Montalcini is a VTP, and Leonardo Da Vinci was a VTP too.
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VTP means "very tiny penis", and is often reffered to when talking about asian men, or people you think may have a small penis. They are often described to as "microscopic" or "like whisps of dust". You don't want to be a vtp, but rather a "BTVTP" or "Bigger than a Very Tiny Penis".
Girl 1: He had a small penis. It was almost microscopic, like a wisp of dust!
Girl 2: He is such a vtp.

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And asian. A man with a small penis. A woman. A lifeless person. Did I say an asian? Not a black person.
by 15PeachyWolf March 15, 2009
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:1 visio transmitted paralysis . to view something so obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc that it causes a sudden lose of motor skills or split second idleness.

: 2. a cringed or retarded face or body gesturing that is produced uncontrollably by the viewing of something obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc.

:3 a person or thing that causes said reaction.
1) Dude saw the cottage chunkies in the chicks workout pants and got VTP.

2) When we saw what a syphilis looks like in health class Jackie made this face, i think she had a VTP.

3) The chick land lord in King Pin, is a VTP.
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An acronym for (a) Very Tasty Person
Jon: Are you a VTP?
Kenny: What the fuck does VTP mean?
Jon: It means Very Tasty Person
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