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jenkem shaman 

A jenkem shaman is a mix between a crust punk and Haight street nomad/hobo. Usually someone from the 'burbs that got a little too much into smoking crack and playing the accordion in a street band. These fine specimen usually reside in Golden Gate park during day time and at night crash in your house and sometimes copulate with your friends or roommates, who are usually the ones responsible for letting them inside in the first place. They wear patchwork pants adorned with spoon and harmonica holders and wear some article of fake fur at all times. Basically, jenkem shamans are shitty gypsy grifters.
Girl 1: "Hey, who the fuck smoked all my weed and stole the compost bucket!?"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"
jenkem shaman by drgonch May 14, 2010

Gonçalo Ramos

A person who scores a hat trick in a match then shows the world the power of a real footballer balls by caressing his big wood making it to the goal
WOw Gonçalo Ramos just scored a hat trick this match...
Let me check twitter.... Oh nice wood.

Unoriginality 

A list of things/people that contain unoriginality:

-Most Rap music
-Family Guy
-Preps
-Jocks
-Most of America unfortunatly
used as a substitute for the letter m
m looks like rn, how coincidental.
rn by sugarbuzz November 2, 2009
sbmw = swarowski BMW
a term to describe a (filthy) rich financial situation or a a (filthy) rich person/a person who is so rich that they don't know what to do with their money but to cover their BMW with swarovski crystals
dafuq is with these prices? do I lool sbmw to you??
sbmw by somesortathang February 14, 2024

Manstrange 

A word used to describe male genitalia
Dylan was all up in James’s manstrange at their picnic last Saturday
Manstrange by Strangetame20 October 14, 2020

coca cola blak 

A variation of your beverage Coca Cola.
Contains extra caffeine, so much that it actually smells like coffee, it tastes so strong it really does wake you up.
So far i've only seen it available Europe (not the UK though.)
I need to wake up, get me a can of Coca Cola Blak will ya?
coca cola blak by Fleeble July 15, 2007
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