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Eileen, soft and caring around the right people, BUT... can easily turn if you are not her cup of tea, there may be no problem or reason for her sourness but believe me when I say it, DEEP DOWN SHE IS EVIL BEYOND BELIEF. She may show love to one and nothing to the other, the deep festering history of the twisted hate she holds inside is unexplainable yet very real, once a creator of lives BUT also the destroyer of others, roll your dice and take your choice, should she be loved or should she give an explanation of the pain she has caused. EILEEN
Eileen, she is living the dream
Eileen by Thombrownski August 14, 2019
A small phone that can only play music or games
Does anyone remember Mp3
Mp3 by 459395 March 27, 2023
To slap and grab at the same time, preferable to a women's ass cheeks.

It is usually used when your having sexual intercourses with a female.
"ayy yo shorty, let me sgrab that ass real quick"
"Man, yesterday I sgrabbed that ass real good"
sgrab by sgrab December 3, 2020
To be in such a state that you can't function among the normal environment. You are to obliterated to care who or what you are. Nothing matters.
Did you see that guy at the party? I don't think he knew where he was!
Ya that guy was on a whole new level of detium, whoa.
detium by dirty jesus20 March 8, 2011

Kellog Donkey Punch 

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face
The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.
Kellog Donkey Punch by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

Hob Knocker 

An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.
Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.
Hob Knocker by boblmao2 August 1, 2009

tfs engineering 

1. n., the method used do the exact opposite of extreme programming. To jizz on a project so bad it reaks of fish. Basically, the process of completely queefing a website or tfsengineering.

2. n., The type of engineering Indians use. Lack of communication, talent, and usable code. Horrible website design and code engineering (origin www.tfsengineering.com). See tfsengineering and ungodly stench.
1. Alright guys, we've been paid to set this guy up with a site... let's screw him over and use the TFS Engineering method.

2. Haha, I, the one and only Tim Foley, tfsengineered that guy's site and charged him a buttload of money! I am the master of TFS Engineering. I'm such a fuckhole.
tfs engineering by Tim Foley February 27, 2004
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